Oh, I’m buff… under here….

Went for a spa day with my bestie yesterday.  Massage dude (who had a thing for feet, but… more on that later), said my muscles seemed “dense, tight”.  I said I worked out a lot. To which he replied…”Oh yeah, you don’t look buff”.

A*#hole.

To which I replied “under this layer of fat, I am way buff”.

And then the foot thing .  Which on second thought, I care not to relive.  But it was a little creepy.  He is going to be a chiropodist. Which I guess is like a guy who has a thing for asses becoming a proctologist.

Anyway……

 

 

 

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