Went for a spa day with my bestie yesterday. Massage dude (who had a thing for feet, but… more on that later), said my muscles seemed “dense, tight”. I said I worked out a lot. To which he replied…”Oh yeah, you don’t look buff”.
To which I replied “under this layer of fat, I am way buff”.
And then the foot thing . Which on second thought, I care not to relive. But it was a little creepy. He is going to be a chiropodist. Which I guess is like a guy who has a thing for asses becoming a proctologist.